Truly Funny: Miller

I was visiting my outlandish brother, Miller, not long after he moved to Florida when we went to the dealer to pick up his new Volkswagen Beetle convertible. On our way home, he stopped at a tool and die maker's shop, who was obviously expecting him. Before starting his work, the man looked at my brother and said, "You sure you want to do this to a brand-new car?"

My brother said, "Of course."

The tool guy then proceeded to drill large holes in the floorboards in front of each of the four seats. I said, "Miller, what the hell are you doing?"

He said, "I'm enjoying the sunshine here so much that the top on this car will never go up, and I don't have room for it in my garage."

True to his words, that little car's top was never up during the time he owned it.