Joke of the Month: Thanks to an article in Country Living I found this assortment of Dad jokes. I still consider it a compliment that my kids called me “Clark Griswold” (Chevy Chase’s Dad character in the Vacation movies). In fact one family tradition was on our way to the airport on vacations I would ask questions that were essentially bad Dad jokes, such as “Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?” Here’s a few for your arsenal to make your kids/grandkids groan.
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."