Editor’s note: My friend, Jim Sullivan, sent me this a couple years ago and I forgot to post it. If this one doesn’t make you smile and tap your feet, nothing will.
“He used to go, ho-ho-ho
Now he's only goin' ho-ho (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?)
I don't know
But Santa's feelin' mighty low
He used to do hidey-ho
Now he's only doin' hidey (Oh-oh! Where'd the other ho go?)
I don't know”