Truly Funny: Brothers

My two brothers, Miller and Terry, were very fiery personalities, often hanging on the precipice of fistfights. They were also quick witted and funny. During one dinner at a very fancy restaurant, I watched the kettle boiling between the two. At its peak, Terry stood up and announced, “GD, Miller, I’m not going to sit here and take this abuse just for a $50 steak”. Silence for a moment, then Miller looked at Terry and said, “You ordered the steak?”. They and everyone else at the table fell into laughter and the moment passed.