Joke of the Month: Evvie and Jesus

Continuing the theme of family stories, my brother, Bill’s, wife, Evvie, and I went to pick up a Christmas tree for our family home. Evvie was pregnant and slipped and fell on the ice. A helpful Nun, after we got her back on her feet said, “since you’re okay, maybe you should name the child, Jesus”. Brushing snow off, Ev said, “no, thanks, Sister, I’ve already got one at home who thinks he’s Jesus”.