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title: July Laugh by Maria Salmon
description: Joke of the Month | Maria Salmon
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# [July Laugh by Maria Salmon](https://blog.thebusinessofgood.org/july-laugh-by-maria-salmon)

 Written by [Tim McCarthy](https://blog.thebusinessofgood.org/author/tim-mccarthy) | Jul 2, 2023 9:24:05 PM

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

—Maria Salmon

 

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